Link: Herald.com | 11/20/2005 | Tips for not hosting Thanksgiving dinner next year.
"So this year, you agreed to host the big family Thanksgiving dinner. Congratulations! You moron!
"No, seriously, hosting Thanksgiving dinner does NOT have to be traumatic. The key is planning. For example, every year my family spends Thanksgiving at the home of a friend named Arlene Reidy, who prepares dinner for a huge number of people. I can't give an exact figure, because my eyeballs become fogged with gravy. But I'm pretty sure that Arlene is feeding several branches of the armed forces. ..." [click above for more--requires free registration]
